Saturday, March 31, 2012


The silver bike. Can't wait to see Sibusiso's face when he realizes it's his!


The new bike. Love the low gearing.



Muzi Khanyile, budding astronomer.



Jabu enjoys the burning.


St. Allexus congregation, 2005. Zasho is in the front fow, blue coat, hands in praying position.



Girls stoking the flames.


I never met a mouse I didn't like. They taste like chicken.


Whiskers contemplates a catch.


Jabulane Gama


28, 29, 31.....
Now 32 and counting! That's the number of mice Whiskers, our gift-cat, has caught and killed since she arrived at our house. We felt some initial trepidation about Whiskers, as she spent the first 2 or 3 days hiding behind the furniture or the fridge. She has come into her own, and unfortunately, she also likes to come into the house with her not-quite-dead mice. Still, we appreciate her taste for rodents as it reduces the presence of snakes (which also like mice) and increases the cat's protein intake (and vary her diet; I can't imagine what it's like to eat the very same thing day after day).

My favorite catch took place when we had a guest trying to set up his phone to access email. We were patiently tapping away on the phone keys when Whiskers entered the living room, furry gray snack in mouth. Our family forgot we had a guest, and the "Get out cat!" and "Whiskers has a mouse in the house!" cries went up as they always do at such times. In the uproar she dropped the mouse while momentum carried her forward; she could get no traction on the poured concrete floors. She turned as fast as she could and started scrambling back for the mouse, like a hockey player chasing a loose puck. She reasserted her grip on the furball and fled down the hallway, into the girls' room, and hid under one of the beds. I pursued and bellowed at her and thumped on the mattresses (nothing like having a dying mouse lying under someone's bed to make for unpleasant dreams) and flushed her out. She ran back into the living room. With some more shouts and waving arms, we chased her out of the house. Once the cat was outside we remembered our guest (Yenzile's dad) and apologized for the noise and chaos; he smiled and told us not to worry about it.

The cat has caught two or three a day recently; we suspect it is because Mr. Gama is cutting the 5-foot-tall grass down to size, thus destroying safe havens for the mice. And Whiskers continues to grow in girth and sleekness of coat!

TO CATCH A THIEF
Jabulane Gama is the school's gatekeeper, tracking who enters and leaves the school and ringing the bell to mark the periods. During the course of a day he also wanders about the school grounds, keeping an eye on things. One Friday afternoon he relayed to me a good story. I will relate his story in his "voice", to reduce the use of quotation marks.

One day I was walking in the school garden, and came across some students eating Mr. Mamba's sugar cane. "Oh, please Mr. Gama, do not report us to the Deputy", they said. "Alright", I said, "write your names on a piece of paper and give me some money, and I will not report you." "Oh, thank you" they said. I took the piece of paper with their names and did not take their money, and I gave the paper with the names to the Deputy.

Some might cry "Entrapment!", but the theft was ended and the guilty party positively identified. I suppose, however, such a trick works just once.

THE PLANETS
A few weeks ago the Form 3 students and I began discussing light. Lew topics always start out slow, this time with "sources of light"-things like candles, electric bulbs, and the sun. I asked them how far away the sun is. No one knew, so I told them: 150 million kilometers.

One student raised his hand and asked, "How do they know that?" At the moment I could neither remember what I was told about how that distance was known, nor how it could be calculated. After shamefacedly admitting my ignorance, I praised this young man for asking the question "How do you know that?" I told him it took me about 30 years of life to start asking that question of things ("It must be true if it's in print" dies hard), and that it is a very good question to ask. So much Swazi education is rote memorization, and rote memorization certainly has its place. Unfortunately, Swazi education attaches very little value to critical or higher-level thinking, while the end of Form 3 and end of Form 5 tests do.

So I used the internet via our cell phone (that's old news to you guys, but it still impresses me) and found a website that explains how it is done using simple geometry. The next day I presented the answer to them. They have not had enough math yet, I think, to grasp it. But the overall exercise was a good one.

SLEEPOVER
A few Fridays back Ruth hosted her afternoon Girls Club activity. The afternoon wore on, the clouds turned dark, and suddenly we found ourselves in a downpour. Phayo Gama lives a short distance from the school, but we were hardly going to send her home in a thunderstorm after dark. Yenzie lives on the school compound, but shoot-if Phayo was spending the night, why not Yenzie too? The membership of the Phi Omega Gamma (POG) sorority swelled to 6 this evening. Unlike most sleepovers, though, they couldn't have movies and popcorn; the storm knocked out the electricity. I don't think they missed it.

FIRST AID
In our last newsletter I mentioned "Friday Afternoon Improv", wherein we fixed the water in part by stomping the head of a shovel into the ground to make up for the fact that we had no proper shovel with us. I said that my knees still ached from the experience. The pain and reduced mobility in the right knee continued long enough (three weeks) to really worry me, so we went to nearby (2 hour drive) Nelspruit, South Africa (with the generosity of our friend Daran Rehmeyer) to have an MRI and see an orthopedic surgeon. The MRI did not show anything conclusive, and a better pair of shoes, some anti-inflammatories, and changing my exercise routine has much reduced the symptoms-though running and slam-dancing are no longer an option.

A couple of years ago I received some sage advice about age and health: don't talk about your age-related health issues, as most people (outside spouse and maybe immediate family) don't really want to hear it. This was my first big opportunity to keep my mouth shut. Still, we were going to miss church on the Sunday before we went to Nelspruit, and wanted to explain why we would not be there. We sent a text message explaining the situation. We later learned that the congregation prayed for us. That was very touching.

Equally touching was last Saturday morning when the three older girls and I stood at the bus station, awaiting to board Shining Star Bus. The bus pulled up, stopped, and off hopped Zasho Khanyile, a member of the St. Allexus church we attend. Zasho is quite a character. He is an old Swazi man who usually wears animal skins and traditional clothing to church. His voice is rough and gravelly. When he speaks, people pay attention. I would hate to have him angry at me. He is the grandfather of Lungsile and Nsiki Tfwala, the daughters (and friends of our girls) of a teacher who left Nsukumbili several years ago. Zasho is of inestimable age and can be seen moving about the community, reminiscent of an itinerant prophet. This Saturday morning he hurried over to me and tapped my knee, asking how it was. I told him it was much improved, and he said that the church had prayed for us. I gave him my heartfelt thanks, and he quickly reboarded the bus. It is good to have friends-and praying friends!


FREE WHEELING
Wishing to continue bike riding but not wanting to damage my knee in the process, I started wondering how I could make bicycling easier on my legs. A friend said getting a lower set of gears on my bike would help. I spent some time wondering how to get a new gear arrangement, when some long-lost friends in Mbabane called and said they had a bike they wished to donate. We had lost contact, so they called the bike shop in town and got our number that way.

Long and short-the new bike has 27 speeds, and the overall gearing is lower. Perfect!

The shop also connected our family with a Dutchman staying in Swaziland until early May. He and his family (wife, 2 children, and one on the way) are traveling the world via four different locations for a year (Berkeley, CA; Swaziland; Chile; Vietnam, in quarterly installments). They are, understandably, looking to cut costs wherever possible. He wants to do some biking, and the bike shop told him we live in a good place for it. We loaned him my silver bike and Grace's bike; when he returns them both, we will pass the silver bike to Sibusiso Gama, the young man in this community who loves to cycle but is always riding 4th hand bikes and trying to keep them together with used bubble gum and grass substituting for brake cables (not really, but it seems like that). The Dutchman got the rear gear changer tuned at the bike shop, so "Sibu" will get a better bike than I had. We can't wait to see his face when he realizes the silver bike is now his. These charitable donations sure are nice; thanks, friends.

MABUZA
Sometime before 2006 (I should keep better track of dates), Khetsile Dlamini (daughter of former headmaster M.K. Dlamini and his wife Ruth) said, in the course of conversation, "You know, Rudy, that I'm married." "Uh, no, I did not know that until just now." I walked home for lunch and told Ruth, "You know what Khetsile just told me? She's married." Ruth said I looked stunned, like I had just been told that the moon is indeed made of cheese and that men really are from Mars and women really are from Venus. We had absolutely no clue at that time that she was even thinking of getting married. News travels mighty slow at times around here.

Her husband's last name was Mabuza, and sadly, we learned two weeks ago that he died after a short illness. Khetsile is now a widow with two small children. They had been married seven years at most. At least Khetsile has good family in M.K. and Ruth, and in his side of the family also. Please keep Khetsile and so many other women in similar circumstances in your prayers.


FIRE CREW
One evening this week the girls rushed outside to help Mr. Shandu with his fire. Shandu was trying to reduce the small stand of very tall grass in his backyard. Such stands can be cut with a weedwhacker- but fire is fast, and fun. Our girls used to lament the fires which burn during the (dry) winters here; this time they enthusiastically collected piles of grass, twisted them into bundles, and tried to spread the fire throughout the thicket. Perhaps they are becoming a little Africanized.

FIRE CREW II
Wednesday afternoon Grace ran into the house breathless saying "The trees are on fire!" "Which trees? Our avocado trees?" "Yes!" responded Grace.

Out we ran, and sure enough, someone's trash pit fire had escaped. It's been a low-rain summer, and this is the time of year when the grass turns brown and ready to burn. Though this fire had the potential to do a lot of damage, a bunch of other teachers were already out there dousing and beating down the flames; the fire did not escape the school ground, and only one or two avocado trees will be affected (and will survive just fine I think). It is particularly important that the fire did not go past the school fence into the larger community; if it had reached any corn fields (the ears are still on the plants and the stalks are drying out) it could have destroyed some portion of some families' staple food crop. It was great to see the teachers pull together on very short notice and stomp the flames.

[Note from Ruth: This was the first time I have ever seen a group of people here jump in quickly to put out a fire. Usually fires are viewed with indifference. I don't know if the difference was that the teachers knew that Rudy cared about the avocado trees or if they didn't want it escaping out of the school grounds. But it was nice to have everyone working together.]

Have a good day,
The Poglitshs in Swaziland

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

After the girls knocked the dirt off the termite pole.


"Sudsbuster" Poglitsh


Bernanke, eat your heart out.

"I went to a garden party, to reminisce with my old friends"


Cub and the mud-covered termite stick.


Normal (background) and termite-attacked poles.



JABULILE MAMBA-KHOZA
We have mentioned that Jabu likes to visit her friend Sinathemba Mamba (daughter of handyman Stan Mamba). She also enjoys visiting Ms. Khoza, the school secretary who lives on the other side of the duplex from Sinathemba. Not infrequently we find our daughter does not eat very much dinner-because the Mambas or Khozas have given her corn on the cob or (most recently) a sit-down (on the floor) meal of rice and fish.

Ruth and I were joking recently that we were very exacting and careful with the first three girls-making sure they were properly dressed, that they sat as they should at the table and ate their three square meals a day, knowing their whereabouts at all times, etc. With Jabu, we've grown much "looser" in our childcare, farming out much of the supervision to the older girls and losing track of her for an hour or more at a time (knowing that we can always find her next door in good hands). I related this conversation to Ms. Khoza, and before I began giving details about clothing, eating meals, etc. Khoza smiled and said "You don't care about Jabu." She did not mean to say we don't love her; just that we've slackened the reins quite a bit. Khoza and I both laughed.

SECRETARY OF THE RESERVE, JABU POGLITSH
One way Ruth found to keep Jabu at home for a couple of hours is to put her on our bed with a pile of coins and a cupcake tin. She will pick up, sort, re-sort, and play with money for two solid hours. Ruth has wondered if people like money so much just because it is such fun to handle. Jabu sure thinks so. Who needs television (the "electronic babysitter") when you have coins?

She's also enamored with washing clothes; we'll frequently find her sitting on the floor or outside with (or without) a basin of water and some random sock or other piece of fabric, going through the motions of hand washing it. I suppose of all the games she could play, this one might really help in the future.

GARDEN PARTY
This past weekend Sakhiwo and Swakhile Dlamini, daughter and son of teacher N.M. Dlamini, came for one of their occasional visits. They attend school closer to N.M.'s homestead, where his wife also stays. To celebrate, a half-dozen kids put together a "chocolate" baking session and enjoyed their confections on a backyard picnic table. It was great to see them having a good time together-and they are astonishingly creative with their baked goods.


TERMITES
The older girls and I wandered about the yard Sunday morning before going to church. We visited a small garden plot established by a student last year as part of his agriculture project. After he finished his project, we inherited it and tried some carrots, beans, pumpkin, and beets. This Sunday morning we found one of the wooden poles used to hold strings that the beans could climb was covered in mud. A closer examination revealed that termites had moved in. After taking some pictures, the girls whacked the infested pole to see what was underneath. Sure enough, the termites had eaten a good portion of the top of the pole. This is not something I am familiar with; it sure was interesting.

WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR #3?
Y'all remember the TV game show "Let's Make A Deal" with Monty Hall? A few weeks ago I heard strange sounds coming from the agriculture storeroom. Gingerly opening the door, I found a handful of schoolboys playing cards. Turns out they do not have a teacher for technical drawing (hasn't been one for 3 years; he's been getting training in Botswana and he wasn't replaced). They closed the door and returned to their card game. I came back later, kicked open the doors, snapped some photos, and laughed my head off. I promised I would not show the pictures to the deputy; after they knew that, they were happy to see themselves on "film". I don't really blame them for doing what they did; what are they supposed to do with no teacher? They could be into a whole lot worse things than blackjack with a free period.

FRIDAY AFTERNOON IMPROV-FOR THE LAST TIME
On the 24th of February Mamba, Mbuyiseni Gama and I went out to fix the water. Mamba's "set and cap" program-wherein he sets critical valves along the line so that all parties get sufficient water, then covers those valves with 200-300 pounds of concrete-has eliminated tampering as a cause for water outage. These days, we go straight to the main tanks from the source and check things from there.

We found water entering the tanks at a very slow rate. That meant a trip to the source. At the source, we found very little suction on the intake pipe. Mamba decided we needed to get more water above the pipe, thus increasing the pressure and pushing water down into the pipe. This meant raising the water level, which meant packing the bottom of the pool with clumps of soil to plug the escape routes under the dam. But, we had no shovel.

"We were supposed to have brought a spade", said Mamba.

I have described Mamba's chronic aversion to bringing tools. Generally he also says, when it's just a little too late to return to the school, "You know, we made one mistake. We should have brought..." This day, I started a mental list of tools to bring on every job. When I got home, I wrote this short list on a piece of paper and stuck it to a bookshelf where the keys to our school water tanks hang. From the next trip onward, I resolved, we would have lots of tools-just in case. No more looking around for discarded plastic grocery bags, or improvising hammers, etc etc. Whenever Mamba says "You know, what we need is..." that item will go on the list and travel with us the next time out.

Back to the present-at this point, we were a 20 minute walk from the nearest homestead where we might borrow a shovel, and a shovel we absolutely needed.

I mentioned to the others that the last time we were up here, we found the head of a shovel lying around. I had no idea now where it was. Gama wandered off for 5 minutes and came back with that rusty, handle-free shovel. Unbelievable. Still, it will be the LAST time when I'm helping that it will happen.

Ever tried to dig using a shovel with no handle? I got my chance a week and a half ago. Gama would hold the shovel in place, and I would stomp it down with my boots-working hard, of course, not to amputate his fingers. It required the same action as stomping aluminum drink cans into hockey pucks for recycling. My knees still ache from the experience. One more reason I will always carry plenty of tools in the future.

We got the water running-for about half a week. Last Thursday, we returned to the tanks-this time, with lotsa tools!

At one point we had to slide two pipes apart from each other. "You know", said Mamba, "it's too bad we didn't bring soap."

"WHO didn't bring soap!" I gleefully shouted, simultaneously pulling a small plastic bag with bits of bar soap in it from my pocket. Earlier in the week Mamba had said that he would have appreciated having some soap on a previous trip, when he needed to connect some pipes. I'm pretty sure the soap did not help get the pipes apart this day, but the fact that he had a bit of material he wanted-and did not expect to have-was great fun for both of us. I may become a walking pile of shovels, rakes, bowsaws, pliers, pipes, soap chips, PVC cutters, keys, plastic burlap bags, zip ties, etc. on our water outings-but I look forward to the extinction of the phrase "You know, we should have brought..."

Hoping YOU carry enough tools for your next project, we bid you-
Salani kahle ("stay well")
Rudy for the Poglitshs